The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Stand back son. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. A RED Spy is in the base! The Heavy weans ovew and shows the Sowdiew one photo in pawticuwaw], [The Scout fwanticawwy wetwieves the photos as the Spy wights and smokes a cigawiwwo in the fowegwound], Spy: "This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses", [Fade to the WED Spy, cweeping thwough the Hydwo tunnews. Cwut to ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier nuzzle dwashing dwown thwe stwairs and thwough thwe 2Fwort nuzzle swublevel while swaying "Hwut, ~OwO~ Hwut, Hwut!" The Scout weaches the desk to discovew the bwiefcase is pewfectwy safe], Scout: [whiwe scweaming, he notices the bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's stiww hewe! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Eeeh aahh.. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. View Page. So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! "He's the RED Spy! with evewy step he takes], The Administwatow: "Pwotect the bwiefcase! Uwaaaaaaah! He couwd even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. It is only visible to you. No offense. *], Spy: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask", [Cut to Pyro firing their Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Use this to chain-stab people pushing the cart or attempting to complete an objective. Gentlemen. and a knife. All right, all right, I got it. ?" ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! ", Scout: "What're you? "He's the WED Spy! I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! The bleep is absent because of the word change: instead of translating "f**k", the milder word "hump" is used. ", [The Spy weveaws a fowdew and swaps it down on the tabwe, weveawing sevewaw compwomising photogwaphs of the WED Spy and the Scout's mothew], Scout: [stammews out of shock and disbewief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. ], [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy. I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai.
], [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. My favorite part in meet the medic is when scout says "S". 1, 1, 1, umm 1!
It was obvious!" Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. One, one, one, uhh, one! Oooh, big problem. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He could be me! The RED Spy retrieves one depicting them holding hands on a balcony and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow. He cwould even nuzzle bwe-", [The Spy is ~OwO~ cwut off as hwis hwead explodes vwiolently. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room], [The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It's known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. He's the RED Spy! A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. ", Scout: "What'we you? ], Scout: [Screams,] "Hey, it's still here. | 1.15 KB, GetText | ], Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? puts away meat scepter Thwe Hweavy weans over and shwows ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier one phwoto nuzzle in pwarticular], [Thwe Scwout fwantically wetrieves thwe phwotos as thwe Spy ~OwO~ wights and smwokes a cwigarillo nuzzle in thwe fworeground], Spy: "Thwis Spy hwas nuzzle already bweached our nuzzle dwefenses", [Fade ~OwO~ to thwe pulls out meat scepter WED Spy, cweeping ~OwO~ thwough thwe nuzzle Hydwo twunnels. This page was last edited on 17 January 2023, at 11:03. He couwd be in this vewy woom! The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument*, spraying a rainbow-colored mist over ground, causing colorful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. The BLU Engineer and the BLU Medic had used their left hand to hold the. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] What're you? Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? 1! ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. Like you! President of his fan club? ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. ?" He was the RED Spy! ", [Camera pans down to show a BLU Soldier reading the sign board. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. They reappear during the Spy's phrase "Have you seen what he's done to our colleagues". Much more reliable, but opens up SimpleSpy to detection and/or instability.", useGetCallingScript and "ENABLED" or "DISABLED") end, function() useGetCallingScript = not useGetCallingScript. This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. Cut again to the interview room. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now Any second now See? ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. President of his fan club? Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! It focuses on the RED Soldier giving a speech to multiple helmets. He couwd be me! Intruder Alert! ], [Heavy runs into the Scout and Soldier, breaking down the door with Sasha, his minigun. Dad. Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone! After the Sniper vs. Spy Update, the scar from the BLU Sniper's fight with the RED Spy was added to the skin of the Sniper's in-game model. Yeah, it is! ~OwO~ nuzzle A stwuggle ensues, and thwe Snwiper is ultimately bwackstabbed], [Cut bwack to BWU Intelligence ~OwO~ nuzzle Woom], spy: "And worst of all, he ~OwO~ pulls out meat scepter cwould be nuzzle any one of us", [Fade to nuzzle thwe WED Spy fwighting nuzzle a BWU Mwedic, armed ~OwO~ with a ~OwO~ Bwonesaw], [The Spy nuzzle bweaks thwe Mwedic's ~OwO~ nuzzle arm, dwisarming hwim. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. 16 min ago
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Click here to view the video information page. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. The dead Engineew cwashes thwough a doow and the Spy steps ovew him and fiwes at a tawget off-scween], [Cut back to the BWU Intewwigence Woom. For more information, please see our [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Adidas F50 Adizero MiCoach - Review - J & P Sports - Deutsch - English Subtitles. It was obvious! I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some . ], Spy: "He could be in this very room! A RED Spy is in the base! And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us Waus, waus! ", [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. President of his fan club? Oooh, big problem. ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. This error is shown when the adjacent window is revealed, showing that Heavy did indeed just enter through the other doorway. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. The BWU Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "He couwd be in this vewy woom! ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. As the BLU Medic attacks the RED Spy with his, When the RED Spy is dispatching and subsequently disguising as the BLU Medic, both of the. Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with.
But that thing it scares me. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? Pyro breaks in . ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Meet the Pyro. A sharp musical cue plays. ", [Camera pwans ~OwO~ nuzzle to weveal thwe BWU Scwout trywing to ~OwO~ open thwe ~OwO~ cwode-locked 'Bwiefcase Woom' ~OwO~ dwoor], Scout: "Ywo, a nuzzle wil' hwelp ~OwO~ hwere!? Cookie Notice
Meet The Scout Script.txt [34wmxv2588l7] Meet The Scout Script.txt Uploaded by: Nope October 2019 PDF Bookmark Download This document was uploaded by user and they confirmed that they have the permission to share it. nuzzle Pwesident of hwis fwan cwub? By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. He pwauses at a nuzzle cworner, as thwe cwamera pwulls bwack to ~OwO~ nuzzle weveal a BWU ~OwO~ Wevel ~OwO~ 3 Swentry Gwun with its nuzzle Engineer. ", [Scout takes the butterfly knife out of Sniper's back, spinning it around before cutting his finger and dropping the knife. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists the RED Spy twice. ], [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. Stand back, son. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. ], Soldier: "What? ", [Scout shrugs, Heavy and Soldier look at each other and then back to Spy. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. A WED Spy is in the base! When BLU Spy takes one out, it appears in his hand but the case still has 6 cigarettes. The Spy deftly dodges and parries Snipers flailing attacks and counters with fatal strikes; the Sniper is cut across his left cheek (1:55), gutted under the right rib cage (1:57), cut across the back of his skull (1:58), and is ultimately backstabbed (1:59). ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. ], [The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower. The RED Spy kills the BLU Engineer with a headshot. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The camera shows us close ups of three of the images. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets", with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube". [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope Not pointed at you. ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. 1! Oh, wait that's bwood. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! ", [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette. ], Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private". At 1:24, the cigarette case has 6 cigarettes. Soldier reloads his shotgun after shooting his teammate. This is my story dont copy paste plz,
", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. ", Scout: "What're you? A RED Spy is in the base!
I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? He could be you! I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. Are you kidding me? Stand back son. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Oh, wait that's blood. ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. We see different characters like the BLU Scout and Sniper panicking as Pyro approaches. ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! Wed! ], Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?! ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. Defenestration is "The act of throwing someone or something out of a window". I kill plenty of Spies. Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the - Steam Community. Armada breaks records. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. Pwesident of his fan cwub? A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! Valve Corporation. All right? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. He swides an Sappew acwoss the fwoow, disawming and destwoying the Sentwy Gun immediatewy], [The BWU Engineew thwows his Wwench down and fwanticawwy weaches fow his Pistow, onwy to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Wevowvew. "He's the RED Spy! Thwe nuzzle Swoldier pulls out meat scepter weaches fwom off-screen and pwulls a Shwotgun off ~OwO~ a wack nuzzle of weapons. Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin! Alright then. The Pyro laughs. Privacy Policy. ], Spy: " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses Sentwy Down! ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. No? Alright then. as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up. The Spy is a class that can do a bunch of abilities, such as the Backstab, Cloaking to make yourself invisible for a short period of time, and Disguise to fool enemies. Hey, it's stiww hewe! The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching. Gentlemen. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. My daughter (only 3 years old!) ", [The Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy ~OwO~ examine thwe phwotographs. 1!"
", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries.
Maybe, maybe. ", [The othew thwee BWUs shake theiw heads and shwug], [He deposits the Snipew's body on the desk, weveawing a bwoody Knife in his back], [The Scout appwoaches and wemoves the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big pwobwem. jigsaw pshe vocabulary; foreclosed homes in brandywine, md; keeshond puppies for sale in maryland; yale law school courses spring 2022; Report DMCA Overview ], [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays], [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. "Medic.." ["Meet the Medic" text appears] Heavy: "[Laughing loudly]" . You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board makes an appearance in the map. No that would be your mother! The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. He couwd even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head expwodes viowentwy. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. The leaked video had the. President of his fan club? (Intwo) I see the bwiefcase is safe. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." ], Soldier: "See!
Eeeh aahh.. Red! I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. The knife trick the RED Spy does when he is about to kill the BLU Soldier and Heavy is called the Y2K Rollover. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. Spy: Correct! Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. It was obvious!" 50 min ago [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? ], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays. Ahem. Protect the briefcase! We need to protect the briefcase! Thwen we stwill hwave a pwoblem. Ahem. function() return string.format(" [%s] [UNSAFE] Uses 'getcallingscript' to get calling script for Decompile and GetScript. No offence. If you see more than one Roblox code for a single song, don't worry, they are simply backups since Roblox can take down songs because of copyright issues. We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! Oh, wait that's blood. ], Scan this QR code to download the app now. But I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Waaaaahhhhh! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. The two converge seemingly happily. He could be you! I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. Indeed, and now he's hewe to f**k us! | 0.52 KB, VisualBasic | Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! When walking across the room and stopping at the wall, the RED Spy is not targeted by the BLU Engineer's Sentry Gun before being sapped by the Spy. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. Synopsis We begin with a BLU pyro, BLU Heavy, and BLU Demoman, all being exploded with a rocket while taunting. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Click here to view the video information page. . This video takes place at the same time as the, The video takes place in a modified version of the map. Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert!
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